Names I Didn't Name My Cat

From a pair of star-shaped pieces of paper I found while cleaning the office.

Chapter
Balsam
Axel
Tigerlily (His name at the pound was "Tiger.")
Moose
Sushi
Santiago
Odessa
Flummox
Vegan
Milktooth
Sparrow
Canada
Blossom
Perturb
Frescoe
Mingo
Nexus
Synapse
Derridean
Bluster
Noreaster
Kool-Aid
Remus
Fresca
Morphine
Garnet
Tristan
Glossary
Tonic
Calamity
Venture
Rook
Nib
Serif
Burr
Spinach
Peach
Chapel
Smidgen
Stocking
Apple (Hey, was Gwenyth reading my notebook?)
Periphery
Smatter
Garner
Glean
Caspian
Custard
Lady Chatterly's Lover