Note to Self
Tequila is seductive. And "Claus"-mopolitans with rum and orange curacao and Hot Damn! are festive.
But beer is safer.
Q: When you showered just now, did you remove a glob of puke from your ear with a Q-tip?
A: A small glob. Yes.
There were teachers at the party. The best overheard line of the night:
"This week I had occasion to write on a student's paper, what if twenty black lesbians were reading your paper? How would your argument change then?"
posted by Evie P. @ 7:52:00 PM
9 Comments:
OMG, I love this entry; both the puke and the paper comment.
Puke entering the ear area is rather intense. I'm ... ummm... impressed? :)
You think that's crazy!?! I once knew a guy named Tony (wink wink) whose sister stuck a toothpick through his hand. Oh, and he used to get a little vomit on his tux during binge drinking season. (i.e. the past few decades up til now)
Anon: Thanks!
Profgrrrl: Thanks to you, too. But only if what you're impressed with is MY STUPIDITY. Do I not take a medication (okay: an anti-depressant) where each bottle comes stuck with a red sticker that reads DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICINE? The red sticker also has a little martini-glass icon with a big fat X through it, as if to say YOU WITH THE PARTY DRINK IN YOUR HAND. THIS MEANS YOU. But I am, in fact, impressively stupid.
Melancholic and Dr. B: Welcome! I know: I am totally, completely taken with the idea of a phalanx of Twenty Black Lesbians, who I imagine as tongue clucking, teeth sucking, and wielding fat red pens as they tour the country raising consciousness. And kicking ass. Also taking names.
I, too, feel a little shy about showing my work to the phalanx.
cw: good question.
Oh yeah. And Tony? (Who, in case you all haven't guessed, is actually my brother) I didn't mean to stick the toothpick in your hand. Well, okay, at the time I did. But in retrospect I'm REALLY SORRY.
I wish that I could say that I had no experience with the tequila. If I said that, though, it would be a big fat lie. :)
An interesting question: the use of the article adjective. Like when someone orders "the lobster." With "the lobster" being fed to said someone, is there any lobster left for me? Not that I like lobster. Or tequila for that matter. When Tony went to Germany they tried to get him to drink tequila off the body of a buxom woman. I suspect they didn't have to work too hard. Perhaps they should start serving lobster in that manner...
Oh, hey, sorry about that. "Anon" was me, guess I wasn't logged in or something :P
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