Heard In and Around the Blurt Household
"Stop making horny noises. I have work to do." "Well then stop spanking me."
. . .
"Is it a cowlick if it's on her butt?"
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"I got gravy on the sheets. Oh. There's also some on the little lacy pillow here. Oh. There's also a bunch on the wall."
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"Would you give me one of your kidneys?" "Probably."
posted by Evie P. @ 11:52:00 PM
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Thing Tony said to me upon returning from church:
"God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever."
Thing Tony said to me when asked what he was going to do this afternoon:
"If I must choose between two evils, dear boy, I'll pick the one I haven't tried before."
Thing Tony says to me a lot:
"Bend over and shine my shoes. Oh, and while you're down there..."
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