en-LightenUp-ment (TM) ?

This so sounds like it's from a George Saunders story. About masturbating.

With a fresh, humorous twist on the topic of spirituality in a modern-day world, Cynthia muses: "A modern-day goddess is a woman who focuses more on her inner spirit and inner soul than her inner thighs!"

Cynthia encourages readers to take an "en-LightenUp-ment" (TM) journey, meant to inspire and entertain you as you explore your own divine inner self:

• Dial your angels direct
• Be kind to your mind and love your body
• Nurture a cranky inner child
• Send yourself flowers, act surprised when they arrive
• Make peace, make a difference, make love
• Take the road less traveled, but not when it's grid-locked

About the Author:

A native of Connecticut, Cynthia currently lives in Santa Barbara, California, where she enjoys goddess country living.

Also, her own divine inner self.