Important lesson learned while en route to the Hobby Lobby this afternoon.
Me: (Doing my normal road ragey trash talking) Yes. See? That's a turn lane expressly so that you can pull into the turn lane BEFORE you stop in front of me. Jerk.
K.:(sighing)
Me:(defensive and irritable) What are you SIGHING about?
K.: I am sighing in relief at scratching my genitals. Specifically, my itchy scrotum.
Me: (giggling)
K.: Sometimes it's not about you. Sometimes it's about my scrotum.
posted by Evie P. @ 4:42:00 PM
2 Comments:
Heyyy...I just learned that one, too.
K. read these comments, esp. yours, fatty, and laughed for 5 minutes. Solid.
Then that night, I was sooooo tired and couldn't wait to fall into bed. Instantly I was asleep. Some moments later (K. says 2 minutes), out of the darkness of the bedroom K. starts LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.
"What, what?" I say, instantly back awake. Sleep, why have you left me?
"I was just thinking about fatty's comment about my scrotum," he said. "He's a funny guy."
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