Pish Tosh

Monday, January 24

Index

Lexapro Dose: 5 mg

Coffee: 2 cups

Projected Commuting Miles 1/24 - 1/31: 800

Book on Tape: Cloud Atlas

Conference Proposals Due 1/24 - 1/31: 2

Conference Proposal Begun : 0

Writing Contest Entries Due 1/24 - 1/31: 1

Writing Contest Entries Begun: 0

SATs to take 1/24 - 1/31: 1

Least Favorite Book from High School English: A Separate Peace.

Need to Get: A backless, low-cut bra.

Applicable Question: How does it stay up?

Annoyance: Mother: "Isn't she back yet? Have her call me immediately when she gets in so I know she's okay."

Because: I already told her when I would get home and that I would not have time to call. Because I am an excellent driver. Because I work on my anxiety issues but she calls hers "I am such a good mother because I worry about my kids all the time." Because the unintended implication, to me, is that SHE BELIEVES I AM INCOMPETENT AND WILL ACCIDENTALLY KILL MYSELF DRIVING OR RIDING IN A PLANE OR LIVING IN AN AREA WHERE WEATHER OCCURS.


Slightly Annoying Grammar Occurence: The Chicago Manual of Style has, apparently, decided to (annoyingly) okay the split infinitive.

Desired Careers of the Day: Professional Poker Player. Writer.

When you updated your blogroll just now, did you notice how many titles sounded like they could be about food but really they were about writing or about something non-food related, making an amusing confusion since you also link to sites actually about food?: Yes. I did notice.

Anything Else You'd Like to Get Off Your Chest?: Yes. I am dying to read Jenna Jameson's book.

4 Comments:

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number of times i have checked your blog for updates: 8

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book i also want to read: jenna jameson's!!

times i watched the E True Hollywood Story about her: 2

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